WHAT THE PARTY!!!

Sep
21st

Wed

Rock group R.E.M. was forced to disband when government scientists discovered that their new music was giving their fans R.B.M.: Rapid Bowel Movement!!!!

Jul
7th

Thu

‘appy Birthday to fellow Cancer and former Beetles Brothers Band drummer/vocalist Bingo Star!!!

Jun
15th

Wed

So you think you can dance? So you think this is dance? So you can dance; can you think? You dance? You can think so. So you can? Dance. Think. You. You can so dance, you think? You think you can dance. So?

May
28th

Sat

What kind of bicycles do Wayne and Garth ride?
Schwinns!

May
17th

Tue

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Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers - New Kind of Neighborhood

(Source: going-to-scranton)

Apr
21st

Thu

Problem: Substantial weightloss due to work and stress.
Solution: Milkshakes, Ch’burgers, Pizza, Beer.
Conclusion: No problem!

Apr
18th

Mon

Joe Cocker as John Belushi

Joe Cocker as John Belushi

Every time I hear Joe Cocker on the radio it’s painfully clear who Ray Charles ripped off his vocal style from!

Apr
10th

Sun

I got a hot date!
I was just at a bar and saw the most smokin’ hot blonde I’ve ever seen, sos I go up to her and ask her for a date to which she replys: “In you dreams!”
Boy oh boy, I can’t wait for bedtime.

WHAT THE PARTY!!!

Everybody must think my name is “Richard” because people always calls me “Dick”!