September 2011
1 post
4 tags
July 2011
1 post
5 tags
June 2011
1 post
3 tags
“So you think you can dance? So you think this is dance? So you can dance; can...”
May 2011
2 posts
“What kind of bicycles do Wayne and Garth ride?
Schwinns!”
April 2011
5 posts
“Problem: Substantial weightloss due to work and stress.
Solution: Milkshakes,...”
Joe Cocker as John Belushi
“Every time I hear Joe Cocker on the radio it’s painfully clear who Ray...”
“I got a hot date!
I was just at a bar and saw the most smokin’ hot blonde...”
Everybody must think my name is "Richard" because...
March 2011
2 posts
4 tags
“What did Tony Hawk’s wife call him after he took her to eat at McDonalds...”
5 tags
February 2011
1 post
5 tags
January 2011
4 posts
3 tags
2 tags
“Today’s Dad Joke of the Day:
Did you hear about the Polish Lesbian?
...”
December 2010
4 posts
“How can you tell if you’ve slept with a snowman last night?
Well, when...”
“What is the difference between a Christmas tree and a woman?
A Christmas tree...”
“What did the nerd exclaim after the bully punched him in the stomach causing him...”
1 tag
November 2010
4 posts
“What did the guy in the fez say to the guy with the hookah?
“Let’s...”
3 tags
“A ventriloquist doing a nightclub gig with a dummy tells a bad robot joke.
A...”
“What is the vampire’s favorite beer?
Bloodweiser!”
October 2010
1 post
“Who won in the fight between the ketchup and the mustard?
The ketchup because...”
September 2010
2 posts
2 tags
“Recent favorite laugh inciter:
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog...”
October 2009
2 posts
“I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking.
It scared the shit out...”
September 2009
6 posts
“What’s the difference between a gross Greyhound depot and a crab with big...”
“-What’s bearded, reads the Kaballah and speaks with a fake British...”
“-Freestyle Joke of the Day:
Hey man, are you having problems with your...”
“Freestyle Joke of the Day:
What is the Governor of California Arnold...”
“-What is the hippy’s favorite vegetable?
Peas, man!
-Why did the...”
August 2009
11 posts
“-Freestyle Joke of the Day:
Why did the big-nosed saxophonist punch the...”
“-Result of “Sex Pistols Jokes” google query:
Q: What has eight...”
“-Why did Steven Tyler fall off the stage?
He missed the 12 steps!
-What did...”
“-What did one butthole say to the other butthole?
Your breath smells like...”
“-People have been talking a lot a shit about Antarctica lately, but I say...”
-I heard that vampires really suck in bed.
-Why did the vampire refuse to bite Michael Jackson’s neck?
The mortician already drained all the blood from his body!
-Unlike like most men, vampires will only go down on a woman once a month!
“-I made a real killing in the market today.
Yeah, that’s right: I shot...”
“-I don’t care if your name is Napoleon, get your hand out of my blouse!”
July 2009
16 posts
“-If dogs have sex in the missionary position is it called “Human...”
“-I think tonight I’ll just hang out at home with my buds: Budweisers,...”
