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-Freestyle Joke of the Day:

Why did the big-nosed saxophonist punch the overzealous bandleader in the face?

He enthusiastically told him: “That’s quite the honker you have there!”


-How did the hillbilly put his criminal past behind him?

He wiped his ass with his arrest record when he ran out of toilet paper!


-Did you hear about the hillbilly who REFUSED to have sex with his cousin?

Neither did I!

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