Aug
25th
Tue
25th
-Freestyle Joke of the Day:
Why did the big-nosed saxophonist punch the overzealous bandleader in the face?
He enthusiastically told him: “That’s quite the honker you have there!”
-How did the hillbilly put his criminal past behind him?
He wiped his ass with his arrest record when he ran out of toilet paper!
-Did you hear about the hillbilly who REFUSED to have sex with his cousin?
Neither did I!